( which he does because he had gotten caught by these festive bats already. he crosses his arms across his chest instantly to create an "x"-like gesture. )
( the words basically fall out of his mind as soon as he can reconcile with what yato is saying to him, which does take him a few seconds, leaving him blankly staring up at yato.
then his hands are flying to yato's mouth, dropping his backpack in the process, to muffle him from saying anything like that again. )
Ignoring the bruise that Yukine is probably giving him, Yato bends to give Yukine a very hearty and loving smooch to the temple before letting him go. ]
Well that's 'cause you haven't smooched him enough. There's only one way to get better!
[ Yato rears up confidently as if to make up for Yukine's lack thereof. ]
Listen up, Yuki. If you're already officially dating, then there's no point in being shy! No one gets a boyfriend thinking, "Aw hell no, I'm not gonna hit that." He already digs you!
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Psst. You wanna know the trick to getting rid of 'em?
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( which he does because he had gotten caught by these festive bats already. he crosses his arms across his chest instantly to create an "x"-like gesture. )
You don't have to do that! It's fine!
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[ He's shocked. Shocked!! ]
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( the words basically fall out of his mind as soon as he can reconcile with what yato is saying to him, which does take him a few seconds, leaving him blankly staring up at yato.
then his hands are flying to yato's mouth, dropping his backpack in the process, to muffle him from saying anything like that again. )
You can't say stuff like that!!
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( anything could happen and none of it could be good!! )
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C'mon, we can just run!
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Either way, a dark look spreads across Yato's brow. ]
There's no escape from these monsters. I've tried. They'll only keep swarming and swarming until they ruin your love for a timeless Christmas song.
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[ He lunges to try and fix Yukine into a headlock. ]
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( he shouts, but he's already in yato's grasp. all he can do is whack a hand against yato's arm as hard as he can trying to force him to let go. )
We can still run!
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Ignoring the bruise that Yukine is probably giving him, Yato bends to give Yukine a very hearty and loving smooch to the temple before letting him go. ]
See? That wasn't so bad.
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Ow! What's the big deal? Were you holding onto your forehead virginity?!
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( punch, punch, punch!!! )
Don't say gross stuff like "forehead virginity"!!
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[ ow ow ow
he's not really defending himself physically though so if yukine keeps beating him, he'll just be a pile of bruises on the floor ]
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( thankfully, he does finally relent on his assault. )
Have you been dealing with these a lot already?
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Yeah. It's not worth trying to fight 'em. Better to suck up and pucker up. Shouldn't be a big deal for you, since you've got a boyfriend.
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( immediately turning his face away from yato. )
What does that have to do with anything? Am I supposed to run to him every time a bat shows up?
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[ let go of your shame, yukine!! ]
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( a long pause while he racks his brain for whether or not he should be open with yato. )
It's not like that!! I only kissed him once? And that was just the other day because of the bats. . .
( immediate regret. maybe honesty wasn't the way to go.
then hurriedly: )
I'm not good with that kind of thing!
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Well that's 'cause you haven't smooched him enough. There's only one way to get better!
[ Yato rears up confidently as if to make up for Yukine's lack thereof. ]
Listen up, Yuki. If you're already officially dating, then there's no point in being shy! No one gets a boyfriend thinking, "Aw hell no, I'm not gonna hit that." He already digs you!
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very obviously recoiling away from him. )
How about you never talk about anything like this again?
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[ Yukine is full of regret, but Yato is happy to be the recipient of this knowledge. He wants to know everything!! ]
Still, congratulations. You're growing up so fast! Before I know it, you're gonna be at eye level. ❤
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( just saying. )
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