Ignoring the bruise that Yukine is probably giving him, Yato bends to give Yukine a very hearty and loving smooch to the temple before letting him go. ]
Well that's 'cause you haven't smooched him enough. There's only one way to get better!
[ Yato rears up confidently as if to make up for Yukine's lack thereof. ]
Listen up, Yuki. If you're already officially dating, then there's no point in being shy! No one gets a boyfriend thinking, "Aw hell no, I'm not gonna hit that." He already digs you!
[ It's adorable!! Yato can't resist patting Yukine on the head REAL QUICK before escaping retaliation by immediately hopping up onto a lamppost nearby. ]
Toodles, Yuki. If you need more mistletoe help, you know how to contact me!
[ and then he hops away across the cityscape... bye ]
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C'mon, we can just run!
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Either way, a dark look spreads across Yato's brow. ]
There's no escape from these monsters. I've tried. They'll only keep swarming and swarming until they ruin your love for a timeless Christmas song.
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[ He lunges to try and fix Yukine into a headlock. ]
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( he shouts, but he's already in yato's grasp. all he can do is whack a hand against yato's arm as hard as he can trying to force him to let go. )
We can still run!
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Ignoring the bruise that Yukine is probably giving him, Yato bends to give Yukine a very hearty and loving smooch to the temple before letting him go. ]
See? That wasn't so bad.
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Ow! What's the big deal? Were you holding onto your forehead virginity?!
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( punch, punch, punch!!! )
Don't say gross stuff like "forehead virginity"!!
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[ ow ow ow
he's not really defending himself physically though so if yukine keeps beating him, he'll just be a pile of bruises on the floor ]
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( thankfully, he does finally relent on his assault. )
Have you been dealing with these a lot already?
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Yeah. It's not worth trying to fight 'em. Better to suck up and pucker up. Shouldn't be a big deal for you, since you've got a boyfriend.
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( immediately turning his face away from yato. )
What does that have to do with anything? Am I supposed to run to him every time a bat shows up?
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[ let go of your shame, yukine!! ]
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( a long pause while he racks his brain for whether or not he should be open with yato. )
It's not like that!! I only kissed him once? And that was just the other day because of the bats. . .
( immediate regret. maybe honesty wasn't the way to go.
then hurriedly: )
I'm not good with that kind of thing!
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Well that's 'cause you haven't smooched him enough. There's only one way to get better!
[ Yato rears up confidently as if to make up for Yukine's lack thereof. ]
Listen up, Yuki. If you're already officially dating, then there's no point in being shy! No one gets a boyfriend thinking, "Aw hell no, I'm not gonna hit that." He already digs you!
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very obviously recoiling away from him. )
How about you never talk about anything like this again?
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[ Yukine is full of regret, but Yato is happy to be the recipient of this knowledge. He wants to know everything!! ]
Still, congratulations. You're growing up so fast! Before I know it, you're gonna be at eye level. ❤
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( just saying. )
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[ It's adorable!! Yato can't resist patting Yukine on the head REAL QUICK before escaping retaliation by immediately hopping up onto a lamppost nearby. ]
Toodles, Yuki. If you need more mistletoe help, you know how to contact me!
[ and then he hops away across the cityscape... bye ]
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( you're the worst, yato.
yelling at him as he dashes off. )