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[secare]

Shut up!! You don't get to talk, you menace!!

( thankfully, he does finally relent on his assault. )

Have you been dealing with these a lot already?

[goen]

[ Thank god... He rubs himself gingerly. ]

Yeah. It's not worth trying to fight 'em. Better to suck up and pucker up. Shouldn't be a big deal for you, since you've got a boyfriend.

[secare]

. . .!

( immediately turning his face away from yato. )

What does that have to do with anything? Am I supposed to run to him every time a bat shows up?

[goen]

Well, why not? What's the point of dating if you can't count on your boyfriend for all your smooching needs?

[ let go of your shame, yukine!! ]

[secare]

Uh.

( a long pause while he racks his brain for whether or not he should be open with yato. )

It's not like that!! I only kissed him once? And that was just the other day because of the bats. . .

( immediate regret. maybe honesty wasn't the way to go.

then hurriedly: )

I'm not good with that kind of thing!

[goen]

[ this adorable virgin ]

Well that's 'cause you haven't smooched him enough. There's only one way to get better!

[ Yato rears up confidently as if to make up for Yukine's lack thereof. ]

Listen up, Yuki. If you're already officially dating, then there's no point in being shy! No one gets a boyfriend thinking, "Aw hell no, I'm not gonna hit that." He already digs you!

[secare]

( he hates you, yato. he hates you a lot. being honest was absolutely a mistake here.

very obviously recoiling away from him. )

How about you never talk about anything like this again?

[goen]

Fine, fine...

[ Yukine is full of regret, but Yato is happy to be the recipient of this knowledge. He wants to know everything!! ]

Still, congratulations. You're growing up so fast! Before I know it, you're gonna be at eye level. ❤

[secare]

I'm still at the right height to knee you in the crotch.

( just saying. )

[goen]

So feisty. ❤

[ It's adorable!! Yato can't resist patting Yukine on the head REAL QUICK before escaping retaliation by immediately hopping up onto a lamppost nearby. ]

Toodles, Yuki. If you need more mistletoe help, you know how to contact me!

[ and then he hops away across the cityscape... bye ]

[secare]

I'm not gonna!

( you're the worst, yato.

yelling at him as he dashes off. )