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[goen]

[ Meanwhile he's been squinting at Rin's profile pic. He looks a little familiar?? Last name Matsuoka. Where's he heard that before... ]

Definitely not mine then!

[ He hasn't used a laundry room in a while!! To save on money, he usually washes his clothes in a river in the woods like an old maid... ]

Why'd you think they were mine though?

[gnasher]

who else would be leaving their shit at my house? is chiyo hanging out with another guy since i've been gone?????/

[goen]

[ .......

WAIT. THIS IS A RELATIVE OF CHIYO'S. RANDOM UNDERWEAR AT CHIYO'S HOUSE? A GUY HAS BEEN HANGING OUT AT CHIYO'S HOUSE?? THIS RIN GUY THINKS IT'S YATO FOR SOME REASON. FUCK, HE NEVER CHANGED HIS PROFILE PIC AWAY FROM MIKOTO.

MIKOTO IS FLINGING HIS UNDERWEAR AROUND AT CHIYO'S HOUSE??? WHAT THE SHIT. IS THIS A REAL LIFE LOVE TRIANGLE. ]

Are Chiyo and I dating??

[ FUCK HE WANTS TO KNOW ]

[gnasher]

don't make stupid jokes!! this is serious! there's some pervert flinging underwear at my sister!/

[mikoto is a non-threat.]

[goen]

[ And now Yato's laughing out loud... He'll remember that reply forever. ]

How do you know it was a pervert? Maybe she's found love. (･ᴗ･̥̥̥)
Why don't you ask her about it?

[gnasher]

[enjoy this continuing mikorin shade]

she would have told me if there was a guy she was interested in! did she tell you? you're close like girl friends

[spiraling into madness]

[goen]

[ More laughter from Yato... you're pretty ok, Chiyo's brother or cousin or whatever you are. ]

I'll find out! Sit tight!

[gnasher]

huh?? what are you gonna do! don't tell her i was asking, idiot!

[goen]

[ TOO LATE FOR REGRET ]

Don't worry. I know how to handle this!

[ as destructively as possible ]

[gnasher]

you said that the first time we snuck booze down to the beach and there was puke in my flip flops the next morning

[goen]

[ It looks like Yato has no other choice.

He's taking notes now... ]

But it was fun, right?! [ He assumes?! ] A little bit of puke never hurt anyone!

[gnasher]

it hurt me! i was the one with no shoes!

[gnasher]

[aaaAAA]

that's all besides the point! what did you say?

[goen]

I asked her if she was seeing anyone! I went for the straight punch. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

[gnasher]

oh.

[that's not that bad. wait, "straight punch"? mikorin is embarrassing, but he's not that embarrassing...? when he's not trying to show off, anyway]

...so she's not.

[goen]

[ Yato is a pretty bad Mikoto RPer, it's true. ]

Seems not. I'm still grilling her for details. But this might mean that you really do have a pervert leaving his undies around for you to accidentally fondle. (;´∀｀)

[gnasher]

nO one is fondling anything! i thought they were yours!

[goen]

[ Honestly, the underwear could still be Mikoto's... Yato quickly texts him too to find out. ]

Do they have flowers on them?

[ He doesn't know if Mikoto has flower tighty-whities but he could see it... if there's a manufacturer in the world who makes men's briefs with flowers on them. ]

[gnasher]

[this thread is a plague tainting everyone in the vicinity]

what?? seriously?

[goen]

No? What about kitty cats?

[gnasher]

[...]

[gnasher]

[looks]


[at the retrospec username]

[gnasher]

[IMPOSTOR.]

[gnasher]

no just a bunch of clown cars and shit stains.

[goen]

[ And now Yato is the oblivious one... ]

Gross!! Don't touch underwear with skid marks... (」゜ロ゜)」