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[gnasher]

[enjoy this continuing mikorin shade]

she would have told me if there was a guy she was interested in! did she tell you? you're close like girl friends

[spiraling into madness]

[goen]

[ More laughter from Yato... you're pretty ok, Chiyo's brother or cousin or whatever you are. ]

I'll find out! Sit tight!

[gnasher]

huh?? what are you gonna do! don't tell her i was asking, idiot!

[goen]

[ TOO LATE FOR REGRET ]

Don't worry. I know how to handle this!

[ as destructively as possible ]

[gnasher]

you said that the first time we snuck booze down to the beach and there was puke in my flip flops the next morning

[goen]

[ It looks like Yato has no other choice.

He's taking notes now... ]

But it was fun, right?! [ He assumes?! ] A little bit of puke never hurt anyone!

[gnasher]

it hurt me! i was the one with no shoes!

[gnasher]

[aaaAAA]

that's all besides the point! what did you say?

[goen]

I asked her if she was seeing anyone! I went for the straight punch. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

[gnasher]

oh.

[that's not that bad. wait, "straight punch"? mikorin is embarrassing, but he's not that embarrassing...? when he's not trying to show off, anyway]

...so she's not.

[goen]

[ Yato is a pretty bad Mikoto RPer, it's true. ]

Seems not. I'm still grilling her for details. But this might mean that you really do have a pervert leaving his undies around for you to accidentally fondle. (;´∀｀)

[gnasher]

nO one is fondling anything! i thought they were yours!

[goen]

[ Honestly, the underwear could still be Mikoto's... Yato quickly texts him too to find out. ]

Do they have flowers on them?

[ He doesn't know if Mikoto has flower tighty-whities but he could see it... if there's a manufacturer in the world who makes men's briefs with flowers on them. ]

[gnasher]

[this thread is a plague tainting everyone in the vicinity]

what?? seriously?

[goen]

No? What about kitty cats?

[gnasher]

[...]

[gnasher]

[looks]


[at the retrospec username]

[gnasher]

[IMPOSTOR.]

[gnasher]

no just a bunch of clown cars and shit stains.

[goen]

[ And now Yato is the oblivious one... ]

Gross!! Don't touch underwear with skid marks... (」゜ロ゜)」

[gnasher]

you'd know about shit stains, wouldn't you?

1/2

[goen]

2/2

[goen]

You shouldn't talk about Mikoto that way...

[ That's really rude? ]

[gnasher]

oi, we both know i'm not talking about mikorin!!

[whoops embarrassing nickname]

who the hell is this? yaboku tomioka?

[goen]

[ Mikorin, huh...

Anyway, it looks like the jig is up. Tch!! ]

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