[ Yato is really just looking for signs that he and Mafuyu share hallucinomemories. If she has weird powers to play with, then great -- she'll be safer when she does get into fights. But it'll be nice to know for sure what part she might have played in his other life, if any at all. Especially if there's a chance she was a shinki, like Yukine... ]
You're not enough of a terror with your fists alone? Besides, we don't need you getting sent to juvie for possessing illegal weaponry.
[ The holy brass knuckles are more of a gray area. ]
[ She has to die first before she becomes a shinki, and that's just impossible. Getting sent to juvie isn't impossible, but Mafuyu still has her hopes that it'll soon become something she doesn't have to worry about. ]
Maurice is Retrospec's postman. He's the one who sent all my stuff, and whatever you've gotten too— But hey! People don't care about you waving around a sword, right? [ because they don't see him in the first place... probably... But- ] Other people have been waving around whatever too, and people don't even notice. Because it's trying, monster-infested times, and they need people like us to protect the city, so they have to turn a blind eye, right?
That's such bs. We should be getting medals or something, not homework and bills.
[ She says that, but she wasn't thinking about that at all the entirety of last month. It was just... fun, being with people and getting hyped up about fighting a big bad together as a team, celebrating when they won, avenging each other when they didn't. It was a good end to her summer break, but now she just huffs a sigh. ]
At least when there were monsters, no one could say that fighting is a bad thing. Now all I'm going to hear at school is "Mafuyu, don't fight in class!" or "Mafuyu, don't fight in the halls!" or "Mafuyu, don't fight on the playground!"
[ That's because you're not supposed to fight in school, Mafuyu... It would be easy to chastise her over it, but it's not like Yato had a spotless record in high school either. ]
Ever thought about doing martial arts? You'd probably be killer on a sports team, too.
[ If she doesn't get thrown off the team for rulebreaking first... ]
[ Mafuyu grumbles something under her breath, kicking at the ground. ]
Martial arts is all about respect and stuff, right? [ She can tell right away that she wouldn't do well in that sort of structured learning. ] And sports teams have to meet every day after school too, and I like doing stuff when I feel like it. I was thinking of doing football tryouts just for kicks, though. You get to ram into people while getting cheered on.
[ It won't hurt her, anyway. He can't say anything for the other football players. ]
There are other fighting sports that don't care too much respect. Boxing, wrestling... ooh, how about hockey? People love when fights break out in hockey.
Yes, at first you'll struggle to get along with your teammates. As the loose cannon of the team, you'll give your peers countless headaches, but your undeniable talent will garner their reluctant respect.
Until one day, when you'll come across an opponent so powerful, he'll bring you to your knees! In the pit of despair, you'll feel like all your hard work has amounted to nothing... That is, until your teammates come to raise you up on their shoulders with their unimaginable love and support. Together with your friends, you'll beat your rival and ride home triumphant, basking in the moving epiphany that you love being in a team after all.
[ She should probably be finding some insult in those countless headaches and reluctant respect, but she's having more trouble imagining Yato's offered scenario of getting beaten by a guy and turning to other people instead of retaliating herself. ]
So basically you're saying that I suck unless other people are helping me. Rather than relying on them, wouldn't it be easier to just get better and take the rival on one-on-one? That way, it's a fair fight.
Listen up, Mafuyu! Being as strong as you can be is a good goal, but don't be an ape about it! If an axe murderer came at us right now, would we fight him one-on-one or team up on him??
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You're not enough of a terror with your fists alone? Besides, we don't need you getting sent to juvie for possessing illegal weaponry.
[ The holy brass knuckles are more of a gray area. ]
Who's Maurice?
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Maurice is Retrospec's postman. He's the one who sent all my stuff, and whatever you've gotten too— But hey! People don't care about you waving around a sword, right? [ because they don't see him in the first place... probably... But- ] Other people have been waving around whatever too, and people don't even notice. Because it's trying, monster-infested times, and they need people like us to protect the city, so they have to turn a blind eye, right?
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[ Wild but true... He crosses his arms. ]
You think they see us as superheroes or something? As if. You still have to pass high school, and I still have to pay rent.
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[ She says that, but she wasn't thinking about that at all the entirety of last month. It was just... fun, being with people and getting hyped up about fighting a big bad together as a team, celebrating when they won, avenging each other when they didn't. It was a good end to her summer break, but now she just huffs a sigh. ]
At least when there were monsters, no one could say that fighting is a bad thing. Now all I'm going to hear at school is "Mafuyu, don't fight in class!" or "Mafuyu, don't fight in the halls!" or "Mafuyu, don't fight on the playground!"
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Ever thought about doing martial arts? You'd probably be killer on a sports team, too.
[ If she doesn't get thrown off the team for rulebreaking first... ]
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Martial arts is all about respect and stuff, right? [ She can tell right away that she wouldn't do well in that sort of structured learning. ] And sports teams have to meet every day after school too, and I like doing stuff when I feel like it. I was thinking of doing football tryouts just for kicks, though. You get to ram into people while getting cheered on.
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[ It won't hurt her, anyway. He can't say anything for the other football players. ]
There are other fighting sports that don't care too much respect. Boxing, wrestling... ooh, how about hockey? People love when fights break out in hockey.
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Boxing and wrestling, maybe... Hockey's a team sport though. You know I don't do well in team sports. You gotta... work together, and stuff.
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Yes, at first you'll struggle to get along with your teammates. As the loose cannon of the team, you'll give your peers countless headaches, but your undeniable talent will garner their reluctant respect.
Until one day, when you'll come across an opponent so powerful, he'll bring you to your knees! In the pit of despair, you'll feel like all your hard work has amounted to nothing... That is, until your teammates come to raise you up on their shoulders with their unimaginable love and support. Together with your friends, you'll beat your rival and ride home triumphant, basking in the moving epiphany that you love being in a team after all.
[ he reads a lot of sports manga ]
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So basically you're saying that I suck unless other people are helping me. Rather than relying on them, wouldn't it be easier to just get better and take the rival on one-on-one? That way, it's a fair fight.
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[ He jabs a finger at her. ]
Listen up, Mafuyu! Being as strong as you can be is a good goal, but don't be an ape about it! If an axe murderer came at us right now, would we fight him one-on-one or team up on him??
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[ back in August when this thread is backdated to haha so I guess like... three weeks agp ]
I said I'll take the axe murderer's axe, and then kill him! That's not a two person job!
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[ said the MASSIVE HYPOCRITE ]
Then what if it's a gun murderer?
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You take the bullet for me while I steal the gun?
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[ what was the purpose of this conversation again ]
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Don't assume you'll die! An ambulance won't save you if you're dead!
[ this is prime familial faith here, yato ]
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An ambulance can't save me if it's not there, either! Do you have trouble remembering 9-1-1? Is that it?!
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[ You know what? She's just going to smack him on the backside of the head. With her foot. In a roundhouse kick. ]
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He rockets head over heels into the side of a building... because he has too little weight, Mafuyu's too strong, or most probably both.
He'll just lie there and sizzle for a bit I guess ]
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