[ That's because you're not supposed to fight in school, Mafuyu... It would be easy to chastise her over it, but it's not like Yato had a spotless record in high school either. ]
Ever thought about doing martial arts? You'd probably be killer on a sports team, too.
[ If she doesn't get thrown off the team for rulebreaking first... ]
[ Mafuyu grumbles something under her breath, kicking at the ground. ]
Martial arts is all about respect and stuff, right? [ She can tell right away that she wouldn't do well in that sort of structured learning. ] And sports teams have to meet every day after school too, and I like doing stuff when I feel like it. I was thinking of doing football tryouts just for kicks, though. You get to ram into people while getting cheered on.
[ It won't hurt her, anyway. He can't say anything for the other football players. ]
There are other fighting sports that don't care too much respect. Boxing, wrestling... ooh, how about hockey? People love when fights break out in hockey.
Yes, at first you'll struggle to get along with your teammates. As the loose cannon of the team, you'll give your peers countless headaches, but your undeniable talent will garner their reluctant respect.
Until one day, when you'll come across an opponent so powerful, he'll bring you to your knees! In the pit of despair, you'll feel like all your hard work has amounted to nothing... That is, until your teammates come to raise you up on their shoulders with their unimaginable love and support. Together with your friends, you'll beat your rival and ride home triumphant, basking in the moving epiphany that you love being in a team after all.
[ She should probably be finding some insult in those countless headaches and reluctant respect, but she's having more trouble imagining Yato's offered scenario of getting beaten by a guy and turning to other people instead of retaliating herself. ]
So basically you're saying that I suck unless other people are helping me. Rather than relying on them, wouldn't it be easier to just get better and take the rival on one-on-one? That way, it's a fair fight.
Listen up, Mafuyu! Being as strong as you can be is a good goal, but don't be an ape about it! If an axe murderer came at us right now, would we fight him one-on-one or team up on him??
[ Guns are one survivable, but a direct hit from Mafuyu = instant kill?? This is the current concern, so she runs over to him, lifts him up and shakes him hard by the shoulders— nobody should ever do this to an injured person because they would probably give them brain damage or snap their neck with how roughly Mafuyu's handling this, but it's okay, no way Yato can die. ]
[ His head flops around in a concerning manner as she shakes him. ]
That's so... dumb... ... ...
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Except no he's totally as alive as a Far Shore guy can get. He'll just pass out for a bit from the head trauma. Splash some water or something on him he'll be fine. ]
[ I have no clue what I was attempting to say anymore with that "one survivable" but okay. He said something and therefore he's dead, and therefore she doesn't bother calling an ambulance.
What to so with dead people though? Mafuyu lets go of the body and stares at him for a moment, shrugs off her jacket, and lays it over his face. Something like that. If he doesn't die of traumatic brain injury, he'll now suffocate. ]
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Ever thought about doing martial arts? You'd probably be killer on a sports team, too.
[ If she doesn't get thrown off the team for rulebreaking first... ]
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Martial arts is all about respect and stuff, right? [ She can tell right away that she wouldn't do well in that sort of structured learning. ] And sports teams have to meet every day after school too, and I like doing stuff when I feel like it. I was thinking of doing football tryouts just for kicks, though. You get to ram into people while getting cheered on.
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[ It won't hurt her, anyway. He can't say anything for the other football players. ]
There are other fighting sports that don't care too much respect. Boxing, wrestling... ooh, how about hockey? People love when fights break out in hockey.
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Boxing and wrestling, maybe... Hockey's a team sport though. You know I don't do well in team sports. You gotta... work together, and stuff.
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Yes, at first you'll struggle to get along with your teammates. As the loose cannon of the team, you'll give your peers countless headaches, but your undeniable talent will garner their reluctant respect.
Until one day, when you'll come across an opponent so powerful, he'll bring you to your knees! In the pit of despair, you'll feel like all your hard work has amounted to nothing... That is, until your teammates come to raise you up on their shoulders with their unimaginable love and support. Together with your friends, you'll beat your rival and ride home triumphant, basking in the moving epiphany that you love being in a team after all.
[ he reads a lot of sports manga ]
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So basically you're saying that I suck unless other people are helping me. Rather than relying on them, wouldn't it be easier to just get better and take the rival on one-on-one? That way, it's a fair fight.
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[ He jabs a finger at her. ]
Listen up, Mafuyu! Being as strong as you can be is a good goal, but don't be an ape about it! If an axe murderer came at us right now, would we fight him one-on-one or team up on him??
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[ back in August when this thread is backdated to haha so I guess like... three weeks agp ]
I said I'll take the axe murderer's axe, and then kill him! That's not a two person job!
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[ said the MASSIVE HYPOCRITE ]
Then what if it's a gun murderer?
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You take the bullet for me while I steal the gun?
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[ what was the purpose of this conversation again ]
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Don't assume you'll die! An ambulance won't save you if you're dead!
[ this is prime familial faith here, yato ]
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An ambulance can't save me if it's not there, either! Do you have trouble remembering 9-1-1? Is that it?!
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[ You know what? She's just going to smack him on the backside of the head. With her foot. In a roundhouse kick. ]
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He rockets head over heels into the side of a building... because he has too little weight, Mafuyu's too strong, or most probably both.
He'll just lie there and sizzle for a bit I guess ]
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Hey! If you're dead, say something!
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That's so... dumb... ... ...
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Except no he's totally as alive as a Far Shore guy can get. He'll just pass out for a bit from the head trauma. Splash some water or something on him he'll be fine. ]
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What to so with dead people though? Mafuyu lets go of the body and stares at him for a moment, shrugs off her jacket, and lays it over his face. Something like that. If he doesn't die of traumatic brain injury, he'll now suffocate. ]
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And it'll continue to be there.
I guess.
He'll wake up eventually. He can return her jacket tomorrow. ]