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Yato ([personal profile] goen) wrote2017-01-28 02:02 pm

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[personal profile] arahoushi 2017-08-11 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Whyyyyy the leaaaaaning.

Toshi sighs. Very Heavily.]


It's just one of those hallucinomemories, it's fine.

[HE'S NOT CALLING IT A MEMORY, NO SIR.]
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[personal profile] arahoushi 2017-08-11 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
What? No!

[At least he doesn't think so.]

Well...maybe a samurai, I don't know. But I don't think so. It's not a big deal anyway, I've been pretty lucky, I haven't gotten the kinds of hallucinations most people have.
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[personal profile] arahoushi 2017-08-11 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Toshi snorts.]

Yato. I'm a bouncer. I work in a bar and I've never watched a samurai movie in my life, much less been one.

[Isn't it wild how Yato says "I'm a god" and Toshi just rolls with it, but good luck getting him to admit his memories are memories.]

I seriously doubt I was ever samurai, and if I was I seriously doubt I actually pledged loyalty to...some tiny guy dressed in women's clothing.

[He is also not going to ask himself how he knows it's women's clothing he remembers said tiny guy wearing.]
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[personal profile] arahoushi 2017-08-14 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously?

[C'mon, Yato, he did you the favor of taking what you say at face value!]

I don't know! Like a kimono or something, and he was holding a veil over his head.

[He gestures over his head to demonstrate.]
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[personal profile] arahoushi 2017-08-17 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
What, do samurai movies involve a lot of men wearing women's clothing? Is that a thing in them that I missed somehow?

[NO IT ISN'T LET HIM LIVE]
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[personal profile] arahoushi 2017-08-17 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
....You sound like you've got some personal experience with this.

[Toshi manages to sound teasing and doubtful all at once.]

You're not planning anything, are you?
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[personal profile] arahoushi 2017-08-17 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
...Please don't.

[He can't handle it. Toshi waves Yato off and turns to rinse out his glass.]

Yeah, go say hi to the boss, he'll be glad to see you. I'll get you a key made so feel free to swing by whenever!
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[personal profile] arahoushi 2017-08-17 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[HE ACCEPTS THAT YOU'RE A GOD, YATO WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM HIM HE IS A SIMPLE SWORD MAN]