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[goen]

Uh huh...

[ Those ellipses say just about everything that needs to be said about that. ]

What kind of women's clothing?

[arahoushi]

Seriously?

[C'mon, Yato, he did you the favor of taking what you say at face value!]

I don't know! Like a kimono or something, and he was holding a veil over his head.

[He gestures over his head to demonstrate.]

[goen]

Sounds specific. Especially for the mind of a guy who's never watched a samurai movie in his life.

[ Pledging loyalty sounds just!! a little!! samurai!! ]

[arahoushi]

What, do samurai movies involve a lot of men wearing women's clothing? Is that a thing in them that I missed somehow?

[NO IT ISN'T LET HIM LIVE]

[goen]

It's totally a thing! Happens all the time.

[ No it's not but it's not like Toshi can dispute that now CAN HE ]

[arahoushi]

....You sound like you've got some personal experience with this.

[Toshi manages to sound teasing and doubtful all at once.]

You're not planning anything, are you?

[goen]

No, but I'd look great if I was!

[ HIS SLIM, GIRLISH FIGURE WOULD SERVE HIM WELL. He takes a bite out of his cookie with finality!! ]

Anyway, I should go find the boss now. He'll wanna know I'm back.

[arahoushi]

...Please don't.

[He can't handle it. Toshi waves Yato off and turns to rinse out his glass.]

Yeah, go say hi to the boss, he'll be glad to see you. I'll get you a key made so feel free to swing by whenever!

[goen]

[ toshi why won't you accept yato for who he is ]

Got it. See ya, Toshi!

[arahoushi]

[HE ACCEPTS THAT YOU'RE A GOD, YATO WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM HIM HE IS A SIMPLE SWORD MAN]