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majima has too much health

[goen]

(( ... ))

[ Yato squints at Majima for a moment. The impulse to fight him is strong. But Yato can't argue too much when he's opted for self-help instead of the hospital more than a few times himself. For monetary reasons, but all the same.

He sighs and rubs his head. ]

Fine. But let me walk you there, at least.

too much for his own good tbh

[sotenbori]

[ at least he's not stupid enough to resist help at this point. ]

Hnn. Okay, I guess. I'm livin' with Kiryu-chan these days. It ain't far.

[goen]

[ Yato will walk at Majima's pace, keeping an eye on how well Majima is walking. If there's limping or stumbling involved, Yato will move in and do the arm-over-his-shoulder assist thing. ]

So who were those guys?

[sotenbori]

[ there's going to need to be some assistance, but at least majima lets him do it. ]

I don't...I dunno.

[ it's at the tip of his tongue, like he's slowly starting to remember but can't quite catch it. who were those guys, indeed ]

Yakuza, I guess.

[goen]

Yakuza, huh...

[ Might explain why they went for Majima's eye. Always going for the message.

Speaking of the eye, Majima probably shouldn't have all of that injury hanging out there?? Yato stops to take off his scarf, roll it into something more bandage-like, and offer to tie it around Majima's head. It's been recently washed, it's probably fine. ]

Hold on a sec. Wouldn't wanna spook anyone in the middle of this fog.

[sotenbori]

A-ah.

[ whoa. he's not really in a condition to protest here but -- ]

I don't wanna ruin your scarf, Yato.

[goen]

You can get me another one if you feel bad about it.

[ As fond as he is of it, it's just a piece of cloth. Majima's health comes first. So! Yato ties it around Majima's head and over his eye socket whether he likes it or not. ]

So you were in with the Yakuza in your past life? Gotta say it suits you.

[sotenbori]

Okay.

[ rest assured majimas gonna send him like 7 scarves later this week. high quality fucking scarves. in every color. im not joking please accept this as a canonical thing that happend. ]

Yeah. I was a -- I had a family, an' everythin'.

[goen]

[ it is officially a canonical thing that happened and yato will sport one of his fancy new scarves the day he receives them...

Yato looks askance at Majima when he revises his own sentence. ]

Were you a family boss or something?

[sotenbori]

I think so. The structure an' shit's all complicated, an' it's not like I can just google it.

[ also he's lucky to be stringing together coherent sentences at this point ]

I think my family was pretty big, though. Like a -- a lot more fuckin' guys than the ones tryin' ta cut me up.

[ it'd had been someone's family, when this happened for real. that's right. but he'd...he'd fought and knocked down all of them. all but one. ]

[goen]

That suits you too. You wouldn't be a small fry kind of boss.

[ And yeah Majima should probably be saving his breath, so Yato will try to pull his conversational weight as they trudge toward Majima and Kiryuu's place. ]

It sounds like Mafuyu was a gang leader in her other life too. School-grade stuff, but you know how much kids get into it. You wouldn't think she'd agree to be the head of anything, seeing how much of a little anarchist she is.

[ As much of a real grievance that is, Yato speaks fondly of her. ]

[sotenbori]

Yeah, I saw her letters. Pretty impressive shit.

[ :') hes really fond of mafuyu too. ]

[goen]

Impressive's a word for it. I'm glad she hasn't turned out the same way in this life... so far.

[ Maybe that's a little audacious coming from a former gangster, spoken to a Yakuza boss in a former life. ]

How 'bout you? Think you're better off now or then?

[sotenbori]

Wouldn'ta met Kiryu-chan if it weren't for all that stuff. So.

[ he shrugs -- wincing a little, whoops. he doesn't want to forget him any time soon. ]

[goen]

But if you could go back to being a mob boss? Would you do it?

[sotenbori]

Might be nice to have a family.

[ downside: LOSING AN EYE ]

[goen]

[ eye's gone for good, might as well reap the benefits ]

You could have a family with Kaz.

[sotenbori]

Mm. He was in the yakuza too, I think. Wild, right? Thought he was a fuckin’ nerd an’ then —

[ he laughs but that hurts. ]

[goen]

I meant the other kind of family... Oh, forget it. You shouldn't be talking anyway.

[ Kazuma in the yakuza is a little wild. Explains why he's ripped now, though.

Yato perks up when he sees Kazuma's place. He's spent many a day napping on a nice patch of grass outside the building, so he recognizes it easily. ]

Looks like we're here.

[sotenbori]

Thanks.

[ he says it simply but there’s a lot of weight behind it. He really means it. Also he’s gonna go collapse for a million years. He fumbles to get his house keys but they are indeed still with him. ]

[goen]

Don't worry about it.

[ Yato isn't going yet cuz no, he ain't leaving Majima to maybe collapse inside and bleed out while he's unconscious (bleeding out is a real danger ok). He waits patiently for Majima to get his keys and open the door, so that he can help Majima get inside and settle down somewhere the blood won't stain too badly. ]

[judgementkazzy]

[ Considering Majima's state, it probably takes a little while for him to get the keys to work properly. And Kiryu, while maybe not specifically staying up to make sure Majima got home safely (who are we kidding, he totally does that,) he's already halfway to the door once it's open.

First he sees Yato. Oh, yeah, Yato. Their friend. (How had he forgotten about him?) But then he sees Majima (and Majima's injuries) and he basically forgets Yato all over again. ]

Majima? What...?! What happened?

[ Please let Kiryu carry you inside or at least support you on your way to the couch, Majima. Right now. He only knows some basic first aid, but first he really wants to make sure Majima's not gonna die? ]

[sotenbori]

I'm fine.

[ but he's totally chill to let kiryu support him - he feels bad for making yato have to support him all this way anyways. leave it to his big, strong, beautiful, super hot boyfriend. yeah, okay, he sighs a little wistfully thinking about it he's growing increasingly out of it here. ]


Yato took out a bunch of dudes, it was really badass.

[ as opposed to majima, who, upon saying it, realizes how useless he was. ]

[goen]

[ Yato definitely isn't ripped and in fact could probably use a few protein shakes or something so it's fine, take your heavy boyfriend, Kaz.

Yato ignores Majima's comments hardcore and addresses Kazuma. ]

He got stabbed by some fog guys. You got a first aid kit?

[judgementkazzy]

You're hurt.

[ Kiryu keeps a close eye on Majima, carefully observing each of his wounds and gently cradling his face. It's hard to know where to start, but the eye is obviously the worst. He turns to Yato, pointing him where he needs to go. ]

It's in the bathroom, under the sink.

[ With how much they fight, their first aid kit is super stocked. Not enough to do stitches though... ]