[ Oof?? Yato manages to catch her in one big whoompf of air after telling himself not to drop her no matter what. Luckily he manages! Even if he'll be feeling it tomorrow morning...
More importantly, she opens her eyes and they're... green?? First everyone gets fancy demon red and now this, this Christmas bullshit is months late. ]
What's with... [gasp] your eyes... [wheeze]
[ as he slowly sinks to the floor and drops her off from this express train to sweaty exhaustion. People probably shouldn't lie facedown in the grass but here he is. ]
[ jade's on the ground with yato which means this is prime time for getting used to the grass. what did grass even used to look like. she has no idea. it's just a dark green blob to her right now. her hearing is still good, though, so the tired quality of his voice doesn't get past her. ]
... Did you run all the way here?
[ gently, she poses a question to... what's probably yato's blob, but it's kind of a mess of dark colors to jade's eyes. ]
[ If she woke up like this then she might be in some real deep possession shit and he's taking NO CHANCES!! He lugged this bag of salt here, he might as well use it. Please hold a second as Yato rips open the bag, grabs a handful of salt, and once he's sure she's actually closing her eyes--
Throws a fine layer of salt at her. Except it's windy or something today because most of it's blowing back at him and now there's salt in his eyes and mouth FUUCK
Cue much sputtering and silent man tears as Yato attempts to cope with this new painful reality ]
[ jade is silent, eyes closed more out of fear of whatever he's about to do than anything. nothing ever hits her and instead she listens to musical styling of Yato Tangos With The Grim Reaper. it's a hip new band that no one has even heard of.
jade does not entirely know what's going on, but she gazes up at the sky, thinking. wondering when exactly it was her life became a sitcom.
ah... no matter what she does, he's an idiot. that's the meaning of her acquaintance with him, isn't it. ]
Come inside!
[ thankfully, jade knows where the backdoor is, so when she grabs his sleeve and tugs, it's in the right direction. ] What did you do??? Are you dying? You are still alive right?
[ And now it's the blind leading the blind... Yato follows wherever she's tugging him, blinking away this cruel, cruel salt. ]
I... took a wound in the line of duty!
[ Yes, that won't prompt any more questions. Moving the topic swiftly along because guess who doesn't want to admit he just blew salt into his own eyes: ]
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More importantly, she opens her eyes and they're... green?? First everyone gets fancy demon red and now this, this Christmas bullshit is months late. ]
What's with... [gasp] your eyes... [wheeze]
[ as he slowly sinks to the floor and drops her off from this express train to sweaty exhaustion. People probably shouldn't lie facedown in the grass but here he is. ]
If you're possessed... blink twice...
[ he's not even looking at her ]
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... Did you run all the way here?
[ gently, she poses a question to... what's probably yato's blob, but it's kind of a mess of dark colors to jade's eyes. ]
Also, I am not possessed, I woke up like this.
[ flawless ]
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[ If she woke up like this then she might be in some real deep possession shit and he's taking NO CHANCES!! He lugged this bag of salt here, he might as well use it. Please hold a second as Yato rips open the bag, grabs a handful of salt, and once he's sure she's actually closing her eyes--
Throws a fine layer of salt at her. Except it's windy or something today because most of it's blowing back at him and now there's salt in his eyes and mouth FUUCK
Cue much sputtering and silent man tears as Yato attempts to cope with this new painful reality ]
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jade does not entirely know what's going on, but she gazes up at the sky, thinking. wondering when exactly it was her life became a sitcom.
ah... no matter what she does, he's an idiot. that's the meaning of her acquaintance with him, isn't it. ]
Come inside!
[ thankfully, jade knows where the backdoor is, so when she grabs his sleeve and tugs, it's in the right direction. ] What did you do??? Are you dying? You are still alive right?
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I... took a wound in the line of duty!
[ Yes, that won't prompt any more questions. Moving the topic swiftly along because guess who doesn't want to admit he just blew salt into his own eyes: ]
Tell me what's wrong with your eyes! Can you see?