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[sharplydressed]

[Goodbye again, Yato... After a second, Kashuu crouches down next to him on the floor, if only because it just feels too sad talking to a Yato puddle from several feet up.]

If someone could get fired over these things, don't you think it would have happened the first time some idiot decided to delete horses from existence? Which like, at this rate, I'm almost sure that's never gonna be fixed.

[Not that he minds if it means things like restoring blue and flavor get done more quickly BUT STILL, IT'S THE PRINCIPLE.]

[goen]

No, 'cause the birds were an improvement.

[ Kashuu has a point, though... ]

I assume they don't have to live with this crap. Otherwise, they'd be fixing it way faster. There's no justice in the world.

[sharplydressed]

Oh, there's no way they do. Don't you remember when we first lost blue and Jim was like, oooh, too bad for you all! Janet's eyes are still blue!

[HE, THE GRUDGING ASSHOLE HE IS, STILL REMEMBERS THAT TO THIS DAY.]

Also their logo, I guess.

[goen]

[ Yato... pouts. And that's really all he can do about any of this. ]

Well, whatever. As long as this gets fixed eventually. I guess there's no point in any fancy cooking 'til then. Work's gonna get real easy over at the bar...

[sharplydressed]

—Oh my god, things are going to get so boring! What am I supposed to do every shift now?

[The food industry workers will SUFFER... He can't even enjoy his free drinks now?!]

They better fix this asap! Like, what the hell, now we can't even enjoy their shady waffle house.