getting to live through lots of pop culture is all i got possibly getting to do godly things?? what the fuck do gods even do i know im in charge of time and shit but like is that just IT for the rest of my existence
well i had slash have emotions and i dont think i was a judge ours was more like hey you made this universe now you get to watch over it with whatever your aspect is some of which sound fake but okay
time ppl specifically had to make sure the timeline didnt get fucked tho so at least i kinda knew my thing but like was i just a timeline maid for my entire life these are the real questions
what kind of wishes and prayers did you listen to and grant ?
Time is like kind of important Calling yourself a timeline maid would be like calling Jesus a miracle waiter Except no one REALLY needed his miracles He was totally showing off Showboater (↼_↼)
I did stuff like finding lost cats I get the feeling I wasn't too selective If people asked for stuff I'd do it But I think my specialty was killing people
We'll never be out of work in the cat finding business (˘･ᴗ･˘) Can you keep a secret You can??? Thanks When I feel most pointless as a god or whatever I go to the worship corner and look at the wishes people leave out for their gods Cuz LBR those gods aren't around (Slackers) And I'll grant a wish or two if I can do it People don't believe in us because their prayers never get answered So this is like long term investment in our stock
cool we can meet up like where do you want to meet up where should we scope out our miracle needing denizens man i should make us a theme song for while we do this i can play it and we can have the bgm and jam out to it
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its still open ok
also youre super not my type so i doubt itd be that distracting
Re: its still open ok
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must like music
must be rose approved
you
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And won't mind a potentially unaging boyfriend
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the second might actually be a concern of mine too idk
what the fuck does immortal godhood come with
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But still being able to eat forever and not gain weight?
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Ok I'm sure there are tons of movies about immortal guys and the perks of being immortal
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possibly getting to do godly things??
what the fuck do gods even do
i know im in charge of time and shit but like
is that just IT
for the rest of my existence
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Listen to prayers and stuff
Doc Lucian was some kind of super judge
But he also had no emotions???
Not my style
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and i dont think i was a judge
ours was more like
hey you made this universe now you get to watch over it
with whatever your aspect is
some of which sound fake but okay
time ppl specifically had to make sure the timeline didnt get fucked tho so
at least i kinda knew my thing but like
was i just a timeline maid for my entire life these are the real questions
what kind of wishes and prayers did you listen to and grant
?
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Calling yourself a timeline maid would be like calling Jesus a miracle waiter
Except no one REALLY needed his miracles
He was totally showing off
Showboater (↼_↼)
I did stuff like finding lost cats
I get the feeling I wasn't too selective
If people asked for stuff I'd do it
But I think my specialty was killing people
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also
finding lost cats and killing people are kind of two different things
did you like that specialty?
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It's just obvious
[ ok yato ]
I liked it when I was a kid
Not so much when I was older
Probably why I started finding cats instead
So based on my other life experience I guess do your god thing if you wanna do it and don't if you don't
Not like anyone can stop you right
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but like
yeah that sounds like sound advice
tbh i think finding cats
is probably better in the long run
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Can you keep a secret
You can??? Thanks
When I feel most pointless as a god or whatever I go to the worship corner and look at the wishes people leave out for their gods
Cuz LBR those gods aren't around
(Slackers)
And I'll grant a wish or two if I can do it
People don't believe in us because their prayers never get answered
So this is like long term investment in our stock
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for like
god bonding purposes
it could be fun
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Let's do it (/^▽^)/
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like
monday evenings or something
?
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I'm usually off then
Yay (･ᴗ･̥̥̥)
Dave and Yato dispensing miracles
Recolle is about to get down with divinity
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where do you want to meet up
where should we scope out our miracle needing denizens
man i should make us a theme song
for while we do this
i can play it and we can have the bgm and jam out to it
[ recolle probably does not want any of this ]
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We can listen in on the troubled faithful
And bludgeon them with holy favors!!
A theme song might blow our cover though
No one believes in a god they can see (´～｀ヾ)
[ Or maybe they just don't believe in gods dressed like hobos they can see... ]
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but we can at least have a secret handshake right
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But ok deal...................
IF
We get to have a team scarf too (・о・)
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