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9/4 | text | misfire

[secare]

talk about pointless
pretty much like putting makeup on a pig

[goen]

Ooh who are we talking about
I hope it's Baren

[secare]

oh
i guess i shouldn't be surprised you're also involved
with someone called "party satan"

[goen]

I'm not INVOLVED with him
That implies a level of active association
I'm doing my best to actively dissociate from him thanks

[secare]

bad breakup?

[goen]

He wishes he could score a piece of this
He wishes he could score a CRUMB (#`皿´)

How do you know him

[secare]

uh i dunno
i mean
i don't think you're high up on the list of eligible bachelors...

he turn you down then?
that'd make sense

haha
you don't wanna know

[goen]

Don't test me
I know where you live (✧_✧)

Just tell me you don't inexplicably like him as a person and I'll let it go

[secare]

he's my idol and my role model
maybe one day i'll grow up to be as great as him

[goen]

You're already better than he is

[secare]

oh yea?
could i truly be better than the best?

[goen]

I'm breaking out into hives
Stop immediately

[secare]

what's your beef with him anyway

[goen]

His only talent is being born with looks
But he's super smug and snooty and condescending
A pain in the neck
Accessorizes way too much
Disrespectful
Insincere
Exhausting and unfun

[secare]

haha
are you
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[goen]

WHAT PART OF THAT SOUNDED JEALOUS

[secare]

EVERY BIT OF THAT LOL

[goen]

You're delusional
What do YOU think about him

[secare]

no real opinion
i've just heard about him from kashuu
who calls him "party satan"

it's kind of hilarious

[goen]

Meet him first and then get back to me
If you still think he's an enviable person then I'll need a 2000 word essay on why you're wrong before we speak again

[secare]

you're seriously hard up about this guy

if you did that
i've just have to ask him to be my aniki
and guide me
instead of you

[goen]

You wouldn't
There's no way anyone would look to him for guidance
Not a flipping chance

[secare]

lemme ask him
and see if he's down for it

[goen]

No

[secare]

this is such a weird side of you