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wherethewildthingsare: (SLAB SQUATHRUST)

Re: aye aye aye

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-06 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I've got some questions.

I'm a sensible man though, so I'm here to parlay.

[Out comes a six pack. It's a pretty standard brand - lord knows he doesn't know anything about alcohol, but he vaguely remembers his lush of a sister drinking something like this when she was younger.]

Just answer honestly.

This isn't legal stuff, promise.

...Mostly.
wherethewildthingsare: (BIG MCLARGEHUGE)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-07 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, first.

If I had decided to shoot you, could you have done anything about it.

[He suspects, but he wants to be sure.]
wherethewildthingsare: (BIG MCLARGEHUGE)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-07 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah ah ah.

Not yet. I already had a pretty good idea about that. Answer the next one and it's yours.

You get the sword from Retrospec or did you go buy it? I know they've been sending people stuff.
wherethewildthingsare: (BIG MCLARGEHUGE)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-07 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[He removes a notebook, writes]

'do not...allow...utensils...at...mess....'

[away it goes.]

More seriously though.

the next couple questions aren't as nice.

But if you want me to try to help you, I need you to answer them honestly.
wherethewildthingsare: (BEEF PUNCHBEEF)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-11 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Something other than thirty years in prison?
wherethewildthingsare: (BLAST THICKNECK)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-13 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

Why'd you try to kill that guy. That wasn't spur of the moment. You got a weapon and you really wanted him dead.

Motives matter, so tell me.

[He can think of a couple times when if he had had a sword...so he's trying to be helpful.]
wherethewildthingsare: (BEEF PUNCHBEEF)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-13 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
...Did going to the police ever even occur to you?

wherethewildthingsare: (BJORN BRAWNCALF)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-13 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
He could be put in jail, you goddamn moron!

[Well, he notes to investigate that NPC very thoroughly.]

Anything else.

Is this part of some long string of events.
wherethewildthingsare: (BIG MCLARGEHUGE)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-13 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Was this guy out for your friend, did something happen.

wherethewildthingsare: (BEEF PUNCHBEEF)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-13 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, someone hired him to get you?

[Just fucking great, this is turning into a conspiracy.]

So lemme make sure I'm clear here.

He breaks in to get you. She defends herself, he gets mad and tries to burn her place down with her in it, you decide to kill him. That about right?
wherethewildthingsare: (BEEF PUNCHBEEF)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-13 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, kinda.

Why'd they come after YOU anyway?
wherethewildthingsare: (BEEF PUNCHBEEF)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-14 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fine, he gives him one.]

...I'll see what I can do. If you tried you could pass it off as defending yourself and her. [Self-defense usually requires the threat to be immediate, but not always he thinks...]

And for god's sake, if you don't end up rotting in a cell for the rest of your miserable life, come talk to a cop if anything like this ever happens again. Me, even.
wherethewildthingsare: (BEEF PUNCHBEEF)

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-07-18 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
...You know what, I get it.

I really do.

And maybe if it had been my husband this had happened to, I'd have done something similar. I can't say I've completely gotten over when I was a punk kid.

But at least give the system a chance to work, okay?

A chance.

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