[If anyone's going to call him out on his terminal anime, should it not be another terminal anime!!
In any case, considering Yato was so careful with it, Kashuu will probably actually let him borrow it again... A Fool. He kind of drifts over to where it's set once Yato puts it back down, even though he's immediately distracted by that slow cooker he didn't notice earlier. Someone here sure is better at yard sale shopping than this moron...]
Yours? [A SIGH.] What, are we gonna need to set up a Yato drawer in the fridge for you now, too? Clear out a little space in the cupboard?
[He says it like a punk, but he'd also actually do this?! Mostly because he does not like Discord In His Kitchen and he's resigned himself to the fact that Yatos will just mosey wherever they mosey.]
[ Well good because one simply does not offer things to Yato without being prepared to get taken up. Yato pauses and looks at Kashuu with widening eyes. Ignoring Kashuu's tone in favor of hearing what he wants to hear... ]
... Can we? That'd be great. My stuff gets everywhere.
[ look he even agrees with your sentiment kashuu ]
[A LONG PAUSE... The kind of pause in which it's entirely possible that Kashuu's soul has aged another 100 years.]
Y'know? Sure. Whatever. I'll make a space in our hall closet too since your outfit's in there anyway. Just don't start spilling into the surrounding spaces or I'll throw all your stuff in the trash.
[Even though he wouldn't really... He's an asshole sometimes but not that much of an asshole.]
[ Any joe schmoe can help Kashuu regain memories, but helping him regain old man age is a Yato specialty. He breaks into a wide smile. His stuff ends up getting everywhere by osmosis, but at heart he is a tidy soul... ]
Yahoo! Spasiba! In exchange, you guys can help yourself to whatever's sitting in the cooker!
[ He'd be making this offer anyway but now it seems more legit, whatever. ]
I guess I'd better start looking into recipes. I've never used a slow cooker, y'know! Da svidahnia!
[ Bye... Leaving for the library... He'll be back later with a head full of research and arms full of ingredients and shiny new tools to stuff into his shiny new cubby space. This will probably happen a lot from now on, no takebacks etc. etc. ]
[IT'S TRUE... No one else makes him age quite as quickly as Yato, truly that's a gift.
Speaking of, he'll just age another 1000 years as Yato moseys off. He's left feeling like he signed a contract with some evil space-hoarding entity somehow?!]
Don't make me regret being so generous—!
[CALLING OUT AFTER YATO AS HE FLEES...
He's a fool. A fool. But at least Yato scored +1 cubby space to store things in without any risk of his stuff being chucked, because Kashuu is a good bean at heart.]
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In any case, considering Yato was so careful with it, Kashuu will probably actually let him borrow it again... A Fool. He kind of drifts over to where it's set once Yato puts it back down, even though he's immediately distracted by that slow cooker he didn't notice earlier. Someone here sure is better at yard sale shopping than this moron...]
Yours? [A SIGH.] What, are we gonna need to set up a Yato drawer in the fridge for you now, too? Clear out a little space in the cupboard?
[He says it like a punk, but he'd also actually do this?! Mostly because he does not like Discord In His Kitchen and he's resigned himself to the fact that Yatos will just mosey wherever they mosey.]
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... Can we? That'd be great. My stuff gets everywhere.
[ look he even agrees with your sentiment kashuu ]
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Y'know? Sure. Whatever. I'll make a space in our hall closet too since your outfit's in there anyway. Just don't start spilling into the surrounding spaces or I'll throw all your stuff in the trash.
[Even though he wouldn't really... He's an asshole sometimes but not that much of an asshole.]
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Yahoo! Spasiba! In exchange, you guys can help yourself to whatever's sitting in the cooker!
[ He'd be making this offer anyway but now it seems more legit, whatever. ]
I guess I'd better start looking into recipes. I've never used a slow cooker, y'know! Da svidahnia!
[ Bye... Leaving for the library... He'll be back later with a head full of research and arms full of ingredients and shiny new tools to stuff into his shiny new cubby space. This will probably happen a lot from now on, no takebacks etc. etc. ]
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Speaking of, he'll just age another 1000 years as Yato moseys off. He's left feeling like he signed a contract with some evil space-hoarding entity somehow?!]
Don't make me regret being so generous—!
[CALLING OUT AFTER YATO AS HE FLEES...
He's a fool. A fool. But at least Yato scored +1 cubby space to store things in without any risk of his stuff being chucked, because Kashuu is a good bean at heart.]