goen | overflow

Okay.

[ rest assured majimas gonna send him like 7 scarves later this week. high quality fucking scarves. in every color. im not joking please accept this as a canonical thing that happend. ]

Yeah. I was a -- I had a family, an' everythin'.

[ it is officially a canonical thing that happened and yato will sport one of his fancy new scarves the day he receives them...

Yato looks askance at Majima when he revises his own sentence. ]

Were you a family boss or something?

I think so. The structure an' shit's all complicated, an' it's not like I can just google it.

[ also he's lucky to be stringing together coherent sentences at this point ]

I think my family was pretty big, though. Like a -- a lot more fuckin' guys than the ones tryin' ta cut me up.

[ it'd had been someone's family, when this happened for real. that's right. but he'd...he'd fought and knocked down all of them. all but one. ]

That suits you too. You wouldn't be a small fry kind of boss.

[ And yeah Majima should probably be saving his breath, so Yato will try to pull his conversational weight as they trudge toward Majima and Kiryuu's place. ]

It sounds like Mafuyu was a gang leader in her other life too. School-grade stuff, but you know how much kids get into it. You wouldn't think she'd agree to be the head of anything, seeing how much of a little anarchist she is.

[ As much of a real grievance that is, Yato speaks fondly of her. ]

Yeah, I saw her letters. Pretty impressive shit.

[ :') hes really fond of mafuyu too. ]

Impressive's a word for it. I'm glad she hasn't turned out the same way in this life... so far.

[ Maybe that's a little audacious coming from a former gangster, spoken to a Yakuza boss in a former life. ]

How 'bout you? Think you're better off now or then?

Wouldn'ta met Kiryu-chan if it weren't for all that stuff. So.

[ he shrugs -- wincing a little, whoops. he doesn't want to forget him any time soon. ]

But if you could go back to being a mob boss? Would you do it?

Might be nice to have a family.

[ downside: LOSING AN EYE ]

[ eye's gone for good, might as well reap the benefits ]

You could have a family with Kaz.

Mm. He was in the yakuza too, I think. Wild, right? Thought he was a fuckin’ nerd an’ then —

[ he laughs but that hurts. ]

I meant the other kind of family... Oh, forget it. You shouldn't be talking anyway.

[ Kazuma in the yakuza is a little wild. Explains why he's ripped now, though.

Yato perks up when he sees Kazuma's place. He's spent many a day napping on a nice patch of grass outside the building, so he recognizes it easily. ]

Looks like we're here.

Thanks.

[ he says it simply but there’s a lot of weight behind it. He really means it. Also he’s gonna go collapse for a million years. He fumbles to get his house keys but they are indeed still with him. ]

Don't worry about it.

[ Yato isn't going yet cuz no, he ain't leaving Majima to maybe collapse inside and bleed out while he's unconscious (bleeding out is a real danger ok). He waits patiently for Majima to get his keys and open the door, so that he can help Majima get inside and settle down somewhere the blood won't stain too badly. ]

[ Considering Majima's state, it probably takes a little while for him to get the keys to work properly. And Kiryu, while maybe not specifically staying up to make sure Majima got home safely (who are we kidding, he totally does that,) he's already halfway to the door once it's open.

First he sees Yato. Oh, yeah, Yato. Their friend. (How had he forgotten about him?) But then he sees Majima (and Majima's injuries) and he basically forgets Yato all over again. ]

Majima? What...?! What happened?

[ Please let Kiryu carry you inside or at least support you on your way to the couch, Majima. Right now. He only knows some basic first aid, but first he really wants to make sure Majima's not gonna die? ]

I'm fine.

[ but he's totally chill to let kiryu support him - he feels bad for making yato have to support him all this way anyways. leave it to his big, strong, beautiful, super hot boyfriend. yeah, okay, he sighs a little wistfully thinking about it he's growing increasingly out of it here. ]

Yato took out a bunch of dudes, it was really badass.

[ as opposed to majima, who, upon saying it, realizes how useless he was. ]

[ Yato definitely isn't ripped and in fact could probably use a few protein shakes or something so it's fine, take your heavy boyfriend, Kaz.

Yato ignores Majima's comments hardcore and addresses Kazuma. ]

He got stabbed by some fog guys. You got a first aid kit?

You're hurt.

[ Kiryu keeps a close eye on Majima, carefully observing each of his wounds and gently cradling his face. It's hard to know where to start, but the eye is obviously the worst. He turns to Yato, pointing him where he needs to go. ]

It's in the bathroom, under the sink.

[ With how much they fight, their first aid kit is super stocked. Not enough to do stitches though... ]

[ majima winces when kiryu touches his face, but at least takes yato's scarf off - the wound has been completely reopened and there's a lot of blood, but he's got small cuts on his face and upper body, too. ]

I'm okay.

[ he does his best to start taking off his shirt so kiryu can see. ]

[ Yato fetches the first aid kit, and while he's at it, rummages around for some towels and buckets and stuff to help clean Majima's wounds. He will just help himself to all of the apartment tbh. ]

Stop saying you're okay! You're so not okay! [ he calls from the bathroom ]

[ Majima's just gonna strip... well, okay. Kiryu winces at the sight of all the the damage. The wound in his eye already looked bad before, this certainly isn't going to help. ]

We should keep some pressure on, to stop the bleeding. [ The scarf is covered in blood, but the pressure will help, right? ] I don't know how to do stitches. We'll have to call a doctor later.

[ The rest should be okay... but the wound on his eye never got help in the first place. Kiryu knows that. But he's also totally fine with Yato jacking his towels, I mean they're for Majima's sake. That's fine.

Majima isn't fine. ]

It's fine, Yato. He'll be fine.

Yeah, listen ta Kiryu-chan he knows what he's talkin' about.

[ he does manage to get his shirt mostly off though, nice. yato gets to see his great tattoos?? ]

It'll be okay, it was fine the first time.

The more you two say it's fine, the more I wanna hit you.

[ He drops all the stuff around Majima and gets to helping with the patch-up job. Majima is apparently shirtless now but it makes sense in this context, luckily for all. ]

I can do stitches. [ probably ] Doesn't look like you've got the stuff for it, though.

What was "the first time"?

It'll be fine.

[ Kiryu says it again. He has to say it. Majima will be okay if he says he's okay. Majima's had worse. ]

We should have a doctor do it. [ No one did not that the first time, that much was clear (but that's Majima's story to tell, not Kiryu's.) It'll still leave a nasty scar where his eye should be, but maybe it'd be better this way...? ] I'll call Grell, she can come look.

I dunno, whenever it happened before. When it -- when I woke up like this, it wasn't a big thing.

[ this is!! highly flawed logic!!! ]

Yeah, ya should call Grell though, she's good at -- not that I doubt ya, Yato-kun, but that's her job.

[ stop talking ]

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject