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[goen]

Now I'm worried!! Is the bar going under?? ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д`ﾟ)ﾟ｡
Should we advertise more?? I like working there! I don't wanna find other work!

[doublesmall]

shit, does it really look that bad

see this is exactly why I don't like people seeing it

the bar is fine.

[goen]

Oh okay good...
I just figured a bar owner would be pretty loaded...

[doublesmall]

yeah well I'd rather let people think that

but I've only been running it for a few months now

I didn't buy the place, I was a bartender there, and I worked for the Quill next door before that. same guy ran both places, the bar went to me and the restaurant to his kid.

~*glamorous*~ right

[goen]

You'll get the place of your dreams someday! Dealing in alcohol is like running a casino. There's no losing unless you're a complete screwup.
(But even if the bar crashes and burns you're still a winner in my eyes boss)

[doublesmall]

if you followed through with that opinion I'd say you need to get your eyes checked

[yato Please.]

but yeah I'm working on it. I don't need the place of my dreams, just

something nice

while leaving enough room for a wine and food and clothes budget

[goen]

Wine and food and clothes are good priorities!

[ If he were rich, he'd go for those things too...

... ]

Oh yeah there was one other memory thing I saw recently but it sounded kind of dumb so I blocked it out. I'll tell you but you can't make fun of me ok?? (;´∀｀)

[doublesmall]

like I could make fun of you after you had to pull me off my ceiling, I don't have room to talk

promise I won't make fun of you

[it's the least he can do with this kind of talk, right?]

[goen]

Okay so

In my memory I was telling some kid I was a warrior god who kills demons using a shinki??

So I googled shinki and it's like some line of anime robot girl action figures... I was super serious and convinced and not just humoring the kid though...

Boss I'm afraid I might be an otaku in another life... (´～｀ヾ)

[doublesmall]

okay but are you 100% positive you didn't actually say 'shank'

[goen]

We were talking in Japanese!!!

I wish I were a demon-shanker! That actually sounds cool!!! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

[doublesmall]

if it makes you feel any better, yato

I am pretty sure if anyone could pull off demon murder with anime girl figures it would be you

[goen]

You really think so?

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me... Thanks boss!! (・о・)

[ move over anya, your praise is good but not demon-shanking good ]

[doublesmall]

seriously?? you've got to up your standards for "nicest" if that counts...

and you don't have to call me boss, you know

you're allowed to use my name

[goen]

I thought boss sounded cool, but if you're sure...

Then whatever you say, Chuu-Chuuya! ( ˘³˘)♥♥♥

[doublesmall]

I said you could use my NAME not do that shit

I changed my mind

call me boss

[goen]

Too late! It's in my phone dictionary now!

Chuu♥ya

Now that is too~ (/^▽^)/

[doublesmall]

oh for fucks sake

you're not going to quit, are you

fine just don't call me chuu

[goen]

[ The look of a man who really wants to call Chuuya Chuu now

In fact he will the next time he sees Chuuya, and he will deserve whatever retaliation he receives. ]

ok

[ you can practically read the lie ]

[doublesmall]

if you think I won't kick you out of the bar if you do that

you are fucking wrong

just for the record

[only the ex is allowed to call him Chuu ok]

[goen]

[ ... ok well then those other brackets are a lie, he will not call Chuuya Chuu the next time Yato sees him... ]

Yes, boss...

[doublesmall]

much better. I knew you'd understand.

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